I’m pleased to announce that the Pennswoods.net Classifieds division has been sold off to a fellow by the name of Craig Newmark. I understand he has a lot of experience running online classified. I’m sure you’ll be excited to see the new features he is sure to bring, such as the ability for random, anonymous web trolls to flag ads, adult oriented personals, and his endorsement of liberty destroying, socialist political candidates!

I wish you all a Happy April Fool’s Day! Now go get your prank on!

Chris